Tuesday, December 09, 2008

tHE pOWerful KIttEN iN YoU!



Feel good! Stay Clean! Be healthy! I watch this video every morning. Every cat should. Pumps me up.

At the end of this video, click the word within the video at the top that says "FUNNY." If you're a member of Funny Or Die, you can also go visit the direct link and click the button below the video to vote it as a "FAVORITE."

The Powerful Kitten In You

Then I will be a popular cat. Which I like.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

kiCK Litter BOOk CovER



It really is a book. It feels so real now. Moxie and I debate who's on the cover. I think it's me. Moxie's grey.

Monday, November 03, 2008

TwO cATs, 1 toiLet



This video is from back when I was just learning. We were still searching all over for the litter box. It used to be under the toilet seat. Then it was GONE!!!!! We just jump up, jump down, and jump back onto the seat again. Not having the litter any more... didn't feel, you know... it didn't feel right with all that water so close.

I'm over it now, but it was like the water was gonna get me.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

THe BiG Guy's mAKing MoviEs!



The big guy we live with is making movies ...and I'm the star.

I actually don't know what he's doing in these videos. If someone can explain it... That'd be cool.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

LiON In thE SAck




I'm a lion in the sack. Goes without saying though.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

CAt iN The baG



No one prances across a stage like Stephen Colbert. A champion's paws raised high. Ready to defeat any adversary.

This morning's W├śRD: Cat in the bag?

No seriously, what's in Buzz Aldrin's bag?

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

A DiMe BAG Full Of LiTTEr


I'm forced to do this. Write that Moxie! Whenever our dealer goes to the gym Moxie wakes me and helps with the computer though I don't really need it.

//---- Yeah sure - Moxie

Hey! What'd you just type? I didn't tell you to type that. What does that say? Tell me. Tell me now. I'll find out. I've got enablers who'll turn you in for a dime bag full of litter. If I can find one around here.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

South Paw



I'm a south paw. Moxie's a north paw. She fights pretty good. Until she runs away. You can only chase her for so long. But when I roll over on my back it's another story. I'm like a powerful teddy bear waiting for her to smother me with kisses. Or loads of scratches. She has that side to her too.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Pop Pop! Moxie Is Miss Litter



When I'm talking about Moxie, I'm actually talking about Miss Litter. Moxie is Miss Litter. Miss Litter is Moxie. That's my sister just so you know. So... She's a little older and she knows how to type and make wallpapers. I'm in more of a supervisoritalable role, giving the okay if things look cool.

Hey you ever wondered what it means when gerbils grow distant? I never knew until now.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Obsession, For Cooper


Is that fur in the corner? Looks like fur. What is it? Cotton candy is pink, right? It's not a bear.... A very small bear? No. In the name of all that is holy, WHAT IS THAT THING? Sure not a duck. Ducks have feathers. It's being pretty quiet for a duck. No it's not a duck. What am I thinking? I feel compelled to get closer. Yet I sit here, like a photo, unable to move a muscle.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Urges


Sometimes when I eat the same thing every day and then the food changes, I get the urge to shit on the floor. Not sure what that's about.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Aslan Malfunction


I got a few letters about a little slip up I made in one of my earliest blog entries. It was corrected and will not recur. I and my attorney would like to express my deepest apology to all the fundamentalist lions who wrote to express concerns. Although you are only .02% of my fans, you represent a full 99.8% of the hate mail the FCC received about my little website in the year or two since we went live. You are a very important part of how I carved out this small position in the world. Obviously, I meant no disrespect when I said "I am more popular than Aslan." Admittedly, that was my sister's typo, as I do not type. What I remember saying was "I am more popular than GW." Obviously, that makes no sense, as GW isn't very popular right now. I and my attorney didn't mean to offend readers who may be sensitive to anti-Aslan rhetoric. I've been told on good authority that the indecent comment has been pulled from the earlier blog, and won't be reposted. Hopefully this clarifies everything. We here at Dig Litter would appreciate if the National Right To Lions Institute and the Parents Television Council could please discontinue their email petition campaign to close my website. I'm just a lion. A small and very handsome lion. Sincerely, Cooper [and Jackie Chiles, Legal Council]