Happy Earth Day Everyone!

In honor of Earth Day 2010, the big guy we live with is doing a book giveaway at MODERN CAT.

Meanwhile, for your entertainment, here's the latest Kick Litter wallpaper.



Miss Litter designed this wallpaper. She must be pretty good at photoshop considering I don't play the piano.

I OnLY DRINk And dRIVE At NIGHT

That title's a line from a Kennedy song. Okay, first thing that comes into my head. Erasing all thought. Okay, something's coming to me. I'm not...

I'm not wearing any underwear.

YES type that. It's true. I never wear any, actually. Let's see anything else to say about me...

Tell them this: I don't really like water. Any other random 25 things you don't know about me... oh, secret's out: I digg beer. I'm the rare feline that loves a good Belgian beer made by Ninja Trappist Monks but the big guy never serves me any, no matter how much attention I give him.

Pop Pop! Moxie Is Miss Litter

When I'm talking about Moxie, I'm actually talking about Miss Litter. Moxie is Miss Litter. Miss Litter is Moxie. That's my sister just so you know. So... She's a little older and she knows how to type and make wallpapers. I'm in more of a supervisoritalable role, giving the okay if things look cool.

Hey you ever wondered what it means when gerbils grow distant? I never knew until now.

Dig Litter Wallpapers

Free Dig Litter Desktops

Moxie's gone nuts this week and made a million wallpapers for your desktops. She's a good designer but she doesn't know how to rhyme like me. I don't know if my stylings ever made it in.

This one's my favorite. I like green.

More wallpapers are in the archives. You get to dig for them.

Go crazy.

Download Moxie's Miss Litter Wallpapers here.

Ask A Felion: Sequels (First Question From Fans!)

Krylie S. writes: "I liked the first Police Academy MUCH more than later ones. Who was your favorite character? And where do you stand on sequels? BTW, you're really cute."

Cooper responds: Okay, my take on sequels:
Terminator: YES.
Superman: NO.
Spiderman: YES.
Planet of the Apes: Absolutely - how can you go wrong?
The Godfather: sure, why not?
Star Trek: YES.
Star Wars: two sequels and that's my limit.
007: YES.
The Bourne Series: YES, YES, YES! OH GOD YES! DO ME JASON BOURNE! Just kidding, I'm not gay but if I was...
The Matrix: YES.
Chronicles of Narnia: YES.
Annie Hall: wasn't funny enough.
Clerks: YES, only if Kevin Smith directs.
Fletch: YES, only if Kevin Smith directs.
Airplane!: NO.
Indiana Jones: OH YEAH.
Aquaman: YES! YES! YES!

My favorite character from Police Academy: You can't beat a guy who makes funny sounds with his mouth.

Ask A Ninja!

Moxie sent me a link to Ask A Ninja today. Funny human in a ski mask explaining about Kninjas - evil K-9 dog ninjas who can walk through walls and date humans! I don't understand it all.

CooperSpace

Hi. My name is Cooper, and I am addicted to litter.

What can I say?

I'm smaller than most lions since I was the runt of the litter. Which is all good because the ladies don't get intimidated about picking me up. (I get a lot of play.)

I am the Godfather. I am the Walrus. I am Dianetics Jr. I am more popular than Aslan.

Before you write me with any dumb questions, go listen to Karate (iTunes link).

Digg my latest dirt here!

Licking Myself

I'm licking myself again. I have no will power. I worry I'll go blind.

I Quit!

I quit licking myself this morning. I'm cutting down on my fur intake. Funny because it's true.