tHE pOWerful KIttEN iN YoU!

Feel good! Stay Clean! Be healthy! I watch this video every morning. Every cat should. Pumps me up.

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The Powerful Kitten In You

Then I will be a popular cat. Which I like.

kiCK Litter BOOk CovER

It really is a book. It feels so real now. Moxie and I debate who's on the cover. I think it's me. Moxie's grey.

TwO cATs, 1 toiLet

This video is from back when I was just learning. We were still searching all over for the litter box. It used to be under the toilet seat. Then it was GONE!!!!! We just jump up, jump down, and jump back onto the seat again. Not having the litter any more... didn't feel, you know... it didn't feel right with all that water so close.

I'm over it now, but it was like the water was gonna get me.

THe BiG Guy's mAKing MoviEs!

The big guy we live with is making movies ...and I'm the star.

I actually don't know what he's doing in these videos. If someone can explain it... That'd be cool.

Pop Pop! Moxie Is Miss Litter

When I'm talking about Moxie, I'm actually talking about Miss Litter. Moxie is Miss Litter. Miss Litter is Moxie. That's my sister just so you know. So... She's a little older and she knows how to type and make wallpapers. I'm in more of a supervisoritalable role, giving the okay if things look cool.

Hey you ever wondered what it means when gerbils grow distant? I never knew until now.

iLiner

Let me break it down for you: loads of dudes wear eyeliner - David Bowie, Billy Mack, John Cameron Mitchell. How can you call yourself an uber-masculine glam rocker without sporting the faux lids and lashes?

Ask A Ninja!

Moxie sent me a link to Ask A Ninja today. Funny human in a ski mask explaining about Kninjas - evil K-9 dog ninjas who can walk through walls and date humans! I don't understand it all.

I Quit!

I quit licking myself this morning. I'm cutting down on my fur intake. Funny because it's true.