Ahh, to PoKE A KiD

Kids come close then poke me and run away. I think I like dogs better. You know what they want.

I OnLY DRINk And dRIVE At NIGHT

That title's a line from a Kennedy song. Okay, first thing that comes into my head. Erasing all thought. Okay, something's coming to me. I'm not...

I'm not wearing any underwear.

YES type that. It's true. I never wear any, actually. Let's see anything else to say about me...

Tell them this: I don't really like water. Any other random 25 things you don't know about me... oh, secret's out: I digg beer. I'm the rare feline that loves a good Belgian beer made by Ninja Trappist Monks but the big guy never serves me any, no matter how much attention I give him.

ToiLET-TRAINED PaRROT

Mmmmm, parrot.

tHE pOWerful KIttEN iN YoU!

Feel good! Stay Clean! Be healthy! I watch this video every morning. Every cat should. Pumps me up.

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The Powerful Kitten In You

Then I will be a popular cat. Which I like.

kiCK Litter BOOk CovER

It really is a book. It feels so real now. Moxie and I debate who's on the cover. I think it's me. Moxie's grey.

TwO cATs, 1 toiLet

This video is from back when I was just learning. We were still searching all over for the litter box. It used to be under the toilet seat. Then it was GONE!!!!! We just jump up, jump down, and jump back onto the seat again. Not having the litter any more... didn't feel, you know... it didn't feel right with all that water so close.

I'm over it now, but it was like the water was gonna get me.