CooperSpace

Hi. My name is Cooper, and I am addicted to litter.

What can I say?

I'm smaller than most lions since I was the runt of the litter. Which is all good because the ladies don't get intimidated about picking me up. (I get a lot of play.)

I am the Godfather. I am the Walrus. I am Dianetics Jr. I am more popular than Aslan.

Before you write me with any dumb questions, go listen to Karate (iTunes link).

Digg my latest dirt here!