Bo Schmo

So Bo came back yesterday. He's the ninja dog that can walk through walls and steal the hearts of humans. He doesn't scare me. I looked into his soul and saw that he was good. Moxie wet her fur. Ha, Ha.

Bo Shows In Fo Days

Yeah, whatever. Bo returns this Sunday. We know how this goes down. Bo's gonna take a licking and we'll see if he keeps ticking? Specially if he messes with Moxie. You don't try gobbling up my sister without paying the price!

Bo No Show

Bo was supposed to come by this weekend but he didn't. Prolly afraid. Dog's no match for a capital-N Ninja Lion.

Moxie The Seasick Pirate

Moxie is a Pirate cause she has no idea how to sneak up on me like a Ninja would. I always see her from a hundred paws away. She's the kind of Pirate who gets seasick when the toilet flushes. Ha Ha, that's funny. She's the kind of pirate who hides under the bed when a dog comes prancing through the house. I'm a ninja because I'm not scared. I'm just kinda like: "Hey, been there. Don't like you running through my house smelling like dog and everything, but what can I do?"

Two Cats Window Gazing

Construction workers eat lunch in the neighbor's yard.

Quick Joke

Okay, how about a joke: A lion walks into an AA meeting, walks up to the bar and he says to the bartender, uhm, he said something... wait, is the joke already over?

Oh, cause the... oh, that's funny. THAT's funny. Cause why would the bartender even be at an AA meeting where no one appreciates his talents?

Sober people are terrible tippers. There's no margins on ginger ale.