Thursday, April 22, 2010

Happy Earth Day Everyone!

In honor of Earth Day 2010, the big guy we live with is doing a book giveaway at MODERN CAT.

Meanwhile, for your entertainment, here's the latest Kick Litter wallpaper.



Miss Litter designed this wallpaper. She must be pretty good at photoshop considering I don't play the piano.

Monday, March 09, 2009

Ahh, to PoKE A KiD


Kids come close then poke me and run away. I think I like dogs better. You know what they want.

Monday, March 02, 2009

I OnLY DRINk And dRIVE At NIGHT



That title's a line from a Kennedy song. Okay, first thing that comes into my head. Erasing all thought. Okay, something's coming to me. I'm not...

I'm not wearing any underwear.

YES type that. It's true. I never wear any, actually. Let's see anything else to say about me...

Tell them this: I don't really like water. Any other random 25 things you don't know about me... oh, secret's out: I digg beer. I'm the rare feline that loves a good Belgian beer made by Ninja Trappist Monks but the big guy never serves me any, no matter how much attention I give him.

Monday, February 02, 2009

ToiLET-TRAINED PaRROT



Mmmmm, parrot.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

tHE pOWerful KIttEN iN YoU!



Feel good! Stay Clean! Be healthy! I watch this video every morning. Every cat should. Pumps me up.

At the end of this video, click the word within the video at the top that says "FUNNY." If you're a member of Funny Or Die, you can also go visit the direct link and click the button below the video to vote it as a "FAVORITE."

The Powerful Kitten In You

Then I will be a popular cat. Which I like.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

kiCK Litter BOOk CovER



It really is a book. It feels so real now. Moxie and I debate who's on the cover. I think it's me. Moxie's grey.