Ahh, to PoKE A KiD

Kids come close then poke me and run away. I think I like dogs better. You know what they want.

I OnLY DRINk And dRIVE At NIGHT

That title's a line from a Kennedy song. Okay, first thing that comes into my head. Erasing all thought. Okay, something's coming to me. I'm not...

I'm not wearing any underwear.

YES type that. It's true. I never wear any, actually. Let's see anything else to say about me...

Tell them this: I don't really like water. Any other random 25 things you don't know about me... oh, secret's out: I digg beer. I'm the rare feline that loves a good Belgian beer made by Ninja Trappist Monks but the big guy never serves me any, no matter how much attention I give him.

ToiLET-TRAINED PaRROT

Mmmmm, parrot.